My dear Earthlings!
I am so eagerly looking forward to my return to your out-of-the way (but totally bombastic) planet! And guess what... This time my mission is to do a fundraiser to help my dearest old friend to visit Earth in 2020. Space Grandma is her name, and tea is her particular specialty.
My most dearest friend in the whole universe can’t wait to visit your planet (and I can't wait either!), but for Space Grandma's Tea House to sojourn safely to your home planet will require contributions from you! The thing is, bringing her from her home—the very planet Loalo in the Pleiades—all the way out here to this secluded corner of the galaxy is quite a monumentous task!
Not to mention the fabled Space Grandma’s Tea House at the Nexus of the Universe (which she couldn’t bear to leave home without—would you?).
So we ask of you, dear Earth friends, can you help to bring Space Grandma's Tea House to your fantastic planet? Can you spare some small amount of your local currency units? Could you perhaps spare more?
Your unique little planet could most certainly raise all we need for a truly intergalactic High Tea Time with Space Grandma and me, of that I am certain! You can become an early contributor, or you can await the beginning of my official Kickstarter campaign to be announced.
Check out the party I’m hosting that is not only to show support for Space Grandma but is also my birthday!!!
—Space Kitten